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a a a 12 Home Owned -Home Edited- -Home Read THE CAPITAL TIMES Wednesday Afternoon, September 25, 1929 Today A Fat Goldfish. How to Show Emotion. $200,000,000 Too Much. By Arthur Brisbane (Copyright 1929, by. King Features Syndicate, Inc.) TRENCH scientists at La Rochelle say the sunfish is, intellectually, the most stupid of all animals.

Its eye is five inches in diameter, its brain measures chly two-thirds of an inch in diameter. And the fish weighs 662 pounds. A full brother of that sunfish is the American pacifist, who believes that this country can make itself safe and Help the cause of peace by remaining unarmed. Ask the fat sunfish what happens when a thin, hungry shark comes along. This country is A VERY fat goldfish.

There are many ways of showing oeep emotion. Ladies faint; Nordics curse and swear: Latins make very complicated gestures. Nothing so simLie would satisfy a Japanese merchant named Sans, living in Paris, in love with a French lady who spurned him. As she approached him on the street, he drew a cutlass and committed harakiri, ripping open his abdomen, causing his powels to fall out. That's the Japanese method of committing suicide when a point of honor is involved.

can inagine how it surprised all infou French people that saw the thing cone publicly. Uncle Sam collected from his nephews this year $200.000.000 more than he needs. Pres. Hoover and Secretary Mellon are said to agree that income taxes can safely be cut. It IS said that collecting the income tax is costing the government 8 year.

which seems 3 great deal. It should be possible 40 find a better system. Britain's National Sunday School Union prints an expurgated "Better Edition of the Bible." The incident of Joseph and Potiphar's wife is down, may be belated justice Mrs. Potiphar. toned, There is nothing except Joseph's own statement to prove that he was innocent.

Potiphar's yarn appears in many religions. It is told by Ovid in his with mythological characters in place of the young Jewish boy with the fancy coat and the Egyptian woman. Ovid's "Joseph" was less fortunate 1:1 the end than Joseph, the son of Jacob. Wall, street speculation didn't, quite know whether to go backward forward vesterday. The day was called of unsettlement." Money had something to do with it.

Time loans, for a definite period. were made at the rate of 9 per cent and even higher. When bankers and others can lend money on safe security at 9 per cent, or even for as high as 15 per cent, they will not bother with 6 per cent bonds for building or other industrial work. In. time that will show in lack of employment.

But money lenders will make money without effort, and the federal reserve will have had the satisfaction of putting this country on a basis of usury. A talented American actress decides that she must play Shylock, and dces, in London. Critics say that her false whiskers are not convincing. The young lady probably will die convinced that she is a great, unappreciated Shylock. Millions of young women make the same mistake, undertaking work for which nature did not prepare them, They would laugh if the men insisted on nursing a baby, without the necessary apparatus.

Women make efforts outside of their natural field that are just as preposterous. You have heard repeatedly of Mohammedans murdering Chinese in distant parts of China. Today's news puts the shoe on the other foot. Dispatches tell of the massacre of Woman Found Dead in Gas Filled Room (Continued from 1) gas company was notified. Bernard Pickarts, 2580, E.

Mifflin and R. J. Volkmann, Russell employes of the gas company, were sent to the building to locate the source of gas. The men, accompanied by the janitor, entered several apartments before going into the rooms occupied by Miss Larson and Miss Alford, the latter employed at the Forest Products laboratory. Discover Body Immediately after entering the apartment, they found Miss Larson's body covered with a blanket and lying on the floor.

Efforts to with an inhalator failed Camprevive, thoroner bell was summoned. The body was removed to the Frautschi funeral home. Miss Larson 1S survived by her father, Nels H. Larson, 1001 Giles Stoughton; by three Josie Larson who lives near Edgerton; Mrs. Tom Kelley, Delavan, and Mrs.

Roy Johnson. Boscobel, a by two halfbrothers. An uncle, Lars Bakken, resides at 508 S. Baldwin st. Miss Alford told officials that she knew of no reason which would prompt her roommate to take her own life.

Man Overcome In Bathroom John Schmitz, 24, of 112 N. Webster was found overcome by gas in the bathroom of his apartment shortly before 9 o'clock Tuesday night, His wife found him when she investigated after smelling gas in the apartment. Mr. Schmitz was to take a bath when he was by preparcome the gas escaping from the heater in the bathroom. Police were, notified but the ambulance drivers were away on a sick call and the case was turned over to the fire department.

Firemen Cecil Chase and Harry Ellis went to the For 50 minutes they worked lungmotor before reviving Mr Schmitz. Mr. Schmitz was removed to the Methodist hospital, where it was reported today that his condition is favorable and that he is expected to recover from the effects of the gas. The man is a foreman for Trachte Brothers Co. Place Geloso Under Guard At Hospital (Continued front page 1) information over to the district attormey.

Mr. Christianson and Capt. McCormick went to Rockford, today, where Lorenzo Rockford sugar merchant, is being held as a suspect, to check angles of the case there. Police Chief F. Trostle and Mrs.

Geloso accompanied Mr. Christianson and Capt. McCormick to Rockford. Mrs. Geloso was to confront Salvato at the Rockford jail.

The officers will check in particular statements of Harry B. North, Rockford, attorney for Salvato, his client was seen on- the streets the Illinois city Sunday night about the time of the shooting here. Mr. North declared that Robert McKay, a police detective, and several of the suspect's friends saw him on the street. Guidera and Salvato were arrested upon informations given by Geloso.

Salvato, police, is known in Madison as Vincent Troia, but the Rockford sugar merchant denied that he is the man known here by that rame. Mr. Risser stated today that no warrant has as vet been issued against Guidera and that formal charge probably will not be lodged until Mr. Chris- 3.000 Mohammedans by Chinese authorities. Invited to a conference, the Mohammedans were separated from their wives, then executed by the Chinese authorities.

The Moslems are said to have died "stoically." WILMINGTON Third Vein Coal Is the best domestic coal in the middle west, the proof is the host of friends it has amongst the domestic users throughout your state. The reason 1 is its exceptional qualities as shown by the following analysis made by the Commercial Testing and Engineering Co. of Chicago. Moisture 15.40 Ash 3.74 Volatile .34.17 Carbon 46.69 BTU as received .11495 BTU Dry .13588 Sulphur 1.12 It is clean, hot and evenly sized. It makes very little smoke and no soot to clog up your furnaces and flues.

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Chicago, Ill. Exclusive Distributors tianson and Capt. McCormick report as to what they found Rockford investigation. Bank Trust's Stock Needs 0. K.

of State (Continued page 1) Inquiry has been made in the secretary of state's department by those behind the corporation into names or other corporations in this state, so that in choosing its name the new corporation will not duplicate that of som: other company. It is expected that the promoters the corporation will soon file an application with the corporations division of the secretary of state's office for a domestic corporation charter. When the charter is issued, the securities division of the railroad commission will then be asked to approve the stock issue. It is pointed cut that this holding company is not a bank. It is merely a domestic corporation.

It could sell its stock in Wisconsin without qualifying under the "blue law of this state if it could get its stock listed on the stock exchange. However, stock cannot be listed on the stock exchange until it has been issued. and it cannot be issued until approved by the securities division. A representative of small, independent banking interests has informed this newspaper that the big chain bank corporations will underwrite big 98- curitty issues by public utilities, clipping off the profit at the top, and "farming" the out to banks throughout the country. Madison Trust Co.

Decides Course A special of the board of directors of Madison Trust. Co. meeting, will be heid in the company's offices, 23 W. Main at 4 p. m.

Thursday "for the purpose of considering and taking such action as the directors may: desire concerning Madison Trust toe. relationships ters as the directors may desire to bring before the meeting." The Madison Trust Co. has had a close agreement with the Commercial National bank of Madison which recently voted to become a part of the chain of banks being formed the First Wisconsin National bank, Milwaukee. Hoover Enters Tariff War; for Flexible Duty (Continued from page 1) dent's friends expect a large number of Republicans to support him in this instance, although the lineup is much the same as in the debenture fight. Harrison Says Die Is Cast Issuance of the president's statement was taken cognizance of during the debate in the senate.

Sen. Pat Harrison, predicted the president's defeat on the proposition. "It's the real test and the president has taken his position with the oid said Sen. Harrison. "He has come out to arouse public sentiment for the flexible provisions.

But if present indications are correct the president will be defeated in this first effort to try to corral votes in this body for the iniquitous provisions. The president has cast the die. He has thrown himself into the fisted for the flexible provisions which the worst part of the bill." In his statement the president denied that there is truth in the assertion that the flexible tariff despotic power upon the executive. Points to Commission "The essential of the flexible tariff." said Pres. Hoover, "is that with respect to a particular commodity, afexhaustive determination of the facts as to differences of cost of production at home and abroad by a tariff commission, comprised of one-half of le its members from each political party, whose selection is approved by the senate, then the president, should, upon ed recommendation of the commission.

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