Wisconsin State Journal from Madison, Wisconsin • 50

9 PAGE 4, SECTION 5 WISCONSIN STATE JOURNAL, SUNDAY, JANUARY 23, 1972 Woman's Club to Hear Buerki The Male, Chauvinist Pig ena Mouldie and Mrs. F. T. Thwaites will be In charge of the tea and table decorations. an Idea TUXEDO him.

jpjW-M Ijjj 1 RENTAL ,:7 Tuxedos for sole too! The Drama and Literature Dept and the Continuing Education with ESO Dept of the Madison Woman's Club will meet together Friday at 1:30 p.m. at the Woman's Building, 240 W. Gilman St. Prof. Fredrick A.

Buerki, of the communication arts and drama department at the University of Wisconsin-Madison, will talk on "The London Theater Season." Tea will be served after the program. Mrs. Ralph N. Morrison is chairman of the Drama and Literature and Mrs. O.

J. Thompson heads the Continuing Education Dept. Mrs. J. F.

Elder and Mrs. Eleanor Metcalf will greet members at the door. Mrs. L. C.

Larson and Mrs. L. G. Hoeveler will pour. Miss Hel 7:1 tit A ft 42751016 255-2927 Gregory and Andrew are too much for an 'ideal male chauvinist State Journal Illustration by Dorothea Fluegel Parents Tell These Happy Tidings Voss-Basfien Morafz-Van Der Puy By WILLIAM K.

WINEKE Of The State Journal Staff My wife is now liberated, which means that she goes off to a soft Job each morning and I have to dress our two sons and take them to the baby sitter's. That task takes no more than 45 minutes, but I have already determined that God did not intend my wife to be liberated. I am sure that nature qualified her uniquely for being calm when Gregory pulLs a dozen eggs out of the refrigerator and throws them across the room. AND I AM equally sure that nature did not qualify me in any way, shape or form to be the husband of a liberated wife. Actually, I think I am qualified to be a male chauvinist pig.

I don't like to brag, but I think I am an Ideal male chauvinist pig. For seven years of married life, I have been a very benevolent despot, cheerfully providing bacon for the table and dishwashing liquids for the clean up task that follows. But nothing in my career has prepared me to be the husband of a liberated woman. TAKE THE morning that Andrew was cutting a new tooth, Gregory had the flu and they both celebrated their achievements by crying for an hour. If that had happened to Susan, I would have been kind and patient.

I would have said, "Good luck, Susan," and then gone off to work. But it didn't happen to Susan, it happened to me. I responded by shouting at the boys at the top of my voice, putting Andrew's snow suit on Greg and then locking myself out of the house with my topcoat inside. Then there was the morning I "volunteered" to do the dishes before I left for work. GREG HELPED by climbing up beside me and using the unwashed butter bowl as a "football helmet." While I gave him his second bath of the morning, Andrew managed to dump a cookie in the aquarium and then burst into tears because the guppies wouldn't eat it.

Before Susan went back to work, those things never happened. I know for a fact that Andrew never did what 1 year olds do 10 seconds after she changed his diapers. But when I am at home, he does. AND WHEN I am at home Gregory "helps" by turning on the garbage disposal and putting forks into it. All of which means that I am not an ideal husband for a liberated wife, no matter what Betty Friedan says.

God made women to take care of children and men to drink coffee at the office. And I think He had a point there. MIDDLETON Mr and Mrs. Clifford G. Voss, 2644 Branch Middleton, announce the engagement of their daughter, Diane, to Jack Bastien, son of Mr.

and Mrs. Edward Bastien, 1605 May-field Middleton. She is employed by One-Hour Martinizing, University Madison. He works for the Citgo Co. SUN PRAIRIE Mr.

and Mrs. Donald Moratz, 857 Columbus Sun Prairie, an-n the engagement of their daughter, Trudy Lynn, to Robert Lee Van Der Puy, son of Mr. and Mrs. Wilbert van Der Puy, Sheboygan. She is employed by the State Dept.

of Revenue. He attends the Layton School of Art and Design in Milwaukee. If -v i f- i Fine gifts from our collection of ROYAL DOULTO Figurines and Other Gif twares I MISS MORATZ Lambert-Theel Mr. and Mrs. Roger Lambert, 4301 Jade Lane, announce the engagement of their daughter, Dianne La-Verne, to Christian Gordon Theel, son of Mr.

and Mrs. Christian Theel, 1322 Chandler St. They are employed by the Mautz Paint and Varnish Co. The wedding will be Apr. 15.

MISS VOSS Old Balloon Seller 7 Inches Nigh Church Women to Meet Collins-Marty Vf sJIW fK To own Royal Doulton is to have a lifelong Investment in beauty and luxury and timeless good taste. See our fin (election today. Mr. and Mrs. Lyall Collins, Lamont Lane, announce engagement of their daughter, Diane to Sp.

4 Stephen R. Marty, son of Mr. and Mrs. Lincoln Marty, Belleville. She is employed by CUNA, Inc.

He is stationed with the Army on Okinawa. The wedding will be July 1. MISS LAMBERT Stevens HOUSE OF GIFTS 2565 E.Johnson Sf. Open House A public display of painted linens will be held at an open house Saturday and Jan. 30 at the Eagles' Club, 1236 Jenifer from 10 a.m.

to 9 p.m. Mrs. Robert Odell, Berlin, state president of Church Women United, will be the featured speaker at the annual Interpretation Day of Madison CWU Friday at Bashford United Methodist Church, 329 North St. The day will begin with an Agape breakfast at 9:15 a.m. in the church fellowship hall.

Mrs. Andrew Davison will lead the devotions, and the Rev. and Mrs. Warren Heck-man, of the Madison Gospel Tabernacle, will provide music. Officers and chairmen of the Madison group will be in Cocoa Is Red According to Artemas Ward, compiler of The Encyclopedia of Food, first published in 1882, "pure cocoa, when ready for the market, is a rich reddish color, commonly known among artists as cocao-red." J'i JrJ MISS COLLINS MRS.

ODELL Stephensons Plan Open House SUN PRAIRIE Mr. and Mrs. Keith Stephenson, Rt. 1, Sun Prairie, will observe 25th wedding anniversary at an open house Jan. 30 from 2 to 4 p.m.

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